RamTalk

Eating Skittles won’t make you puke the rainbow, but McDonalds at 3 a.m. will.

Why do people always log off of Facebook chat when I get into boring classes.

Cherry red, five-inch-tall heels: A test of self-control for any man.

To the girl dressed as a walk-of-shame doing a walk-of-shame: You really understand the meaning of Halloween.