*I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, put toothpaste on my toothbrush and had it halfway to my mouth before I realized that all this studying is having a negative effect on my sanity.
*To the girl whose pink bra was left in the street in front of my house last night: That must have been one nippy walk home.
*Our teacher talked about premature ejaculation in class. For some classes, this may be considered normal, but this was in a business class.
*You know itâ€™s a high school visit day when you walk by the health center and boys are huddled outside excited about the free condoms that are said to be inside.