RamTalk

Why am I not surprised at the number of pre-med girls who didn’t know how to find the clitoris in anatomy lab this week?

Looking at the Ram Welcome CSU pictures in the Lory Student Center brings back some good memories. Innocence, new beginnings and how I was too hungover to be at any of them.

To the four guys who randomly sat next to me today at lunch: I agree. You never can have too much cottage cheese.

You know you’re a Broncos fan when you subconsciously replace Custer with Cutler when describing Custer being brutally slaughtered at Little Big Horn.