RamTalk

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Oct 062010
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I was thoroughly disappointed when he whipped out the Trojan War pony instead of the Trojan War horse like he let on.
  • I missed class today because I still couldn’t legally drive when I woke up.
  • It’s hard to win an argument with my girlfriend when she says things like, “I’m never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong.”
  • I was shocked on Tuesday when I looked around and saw some cute boys I’d never noticed before in class. Then the power came back on.
  • I must not be a morning person, because every day walking to class, three different people tell me I need Jesus in my life.
  • My cat likes to chase things that move under my bed covers. Scariest orgasm of my life.
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