To the person that pissed in the Durward elevator: How did you make it this far in life without being potty-trained?
I was walking home yesterday when I saw people staring at me. Then I realized it was Sunday morning and while they were going to church, I was doing the walk of shame.
To the couple that shared the gender inclusive bathroom at the Rec Center: Couldnâ€™t wait for the second part of your workout?
To all the girls in short shorts: If I can see the pockets hanging out the front, want to take a guess at what I can see hanging out the back?