RamTalk

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Sep 192010
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh

*Professor: Can you please get my score from this test posted sooner so I can start drinking it off? Thanks.

*I woke up to Ritz crackers on our lawn, a Keystone behind the hedge and barf on the rental car. Oh man, we have become that house.

*It’s kinda sad when I almost score as much as the Rams and I’m a virgin.

*How many people am I stalking if I watch the guy in front of me in class look around on Facebook?

*You know you’re too drunk when you’re on the phone with Taco Bell promising a large tip if they deliver.

*To the three girls walking drunk on Shields at 2 a.m., it’s a little early for a walk of shame don’t you think?

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