RamTalk

To the girls in my physiology class: Please stop asking so many questions about castration. I’m starting to worry.

You know your roommate is an engineer when he tries to guess the volume of a pair of breasts at the gym.

It figures that the day after I break my two-year dry spell, those evangelical guys start handing out Bibles.

To the guy sitting in front of me in physics: You probably shouldn’t be torrenting a file called “pure18xxx” on CSU’s wifi.