To the person responsible for putting Johnson Drug testing in the same building as Stoner Construction: Thank you. You just made my day.
Thereâ€™s a fire in Boulder. Proof that God really is a CSU fan.
To the girl double-fisting coffee and a cigarette while riding your bike: You bring a new meaning to multitasking.
To the guy at Pizza Casbah talking about the herpes you caught: Great dinner conversation.