To the guy who came to class wearing boxers and no pants: Did you just forget?
To the girl in my history class: Just because the seats are 6 inches apart does not give you the right to read my texts. Yes, I could tell you were looking.
To the couple holding hands during lecture when the professor put the lights down to watch a video: Do you think youâ€™re in a movie theater? Your dates are sad.
To the student bringing the white rat to class: Stop letting it poop in my backpack.