Aug 312010
Authors: Alexandra Sieh
  • To the girl having her way with the medicine ball at the Rec Center on Monday: I don’t think push ups are done that way. Glad to see decency is gone.
  • Today I learned that God punishes you for taking shortcuts by turning on the sprinklers.
  • For those freshmen in need of condoms: Safety first. Then teamwork.
  • Nothing says it’s 11 a.m. on a Tuesday like a girl walking to class, red cup in hand.
  • When will CSU learn that the sidewalks don’t need to be watered in order to keep their color?
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