*To all the girls who fake and bake: Looking like an oompa loompa isnâ€™t a hot look. You may as well dye your hair an obscene shade of green.
*Sidewalk-chalkers are like cockroaches. They come out at night and no one likes them.
*CSU thought of everything when it designed the new Behavioral Sciences Building. Thereâ€™s even a shower in the bathroom of the basement to wash up after those really bad exams.
*The easiest way to find freshmen in class is to see who points their iClickers at the screen.