Aug 222010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Freshmen, we already know that CSU waters the sidewalks, Ugg boots are ugly and you can spell orgasm by rearranging “go rams.” Please no RamTalks about them. Sincerely, the upperclassmen.
  • You know you’re a college student when you use a shot glass to take your cough medicine.
  • Was anyone else worried that Tony Frank had shaved his beard when they saw all the flags on campus at half mast?
  • To the freshmen boys who started Target Night in the condom isle: I enjoy your optimism, but good luck getting laid.
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