May 042010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

There’s nothing like watching a chipmunk hump a squirrel to remind me that I’m still not getting laid.

I can’t grasp female anatomy from a PowerPoint. I learn best from real-world application.

To CSU: Instead of limiting the number of pages we can print, limit the number of pages a professor is allowed to assign for papers.

My professor told me that I only take away 15 percent to 20 percent of what I learn in a class, yet I pay the whole 100 percent.

After five years of college, I’ve finally become a master library parking spot stalker. Why can’t CSU hand out distinctions for the skills that really matter?

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