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May 032010
 
Authors: Collegian Editorial Board

Yay | to Cinco de Mayo this week. Más cervezas por favor. ¡Rápido! This should be interesting.

Nay | to lack of a dead week. This week is supposed to be easy so we procrastinate until we need to cram for finals. Professors can be so cruel.

Yay | to graduates. You’re done, finally. Now get ready for grad school because, really, there’s no jobs for you out there.

Nay | to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. But did you hear they’re going to light it on fire? Oh wait, they’re going to dome the well. Who’s working on this fix, MacGyver?

Yay | to summer vacation. Some rest and relaxation seems like a good idea right about now. Too bad you’ll be working that mindless summer job to pay for that nice, big tuition hike.

Nay | to hangovers. I mean, it’s bad enough you went to bed with a 10 and woke up with a two. Is it necessary to add some vomit and a headache on top of all that?

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