May 022010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

*Does anyone every worry about what we are all going to talk about if Tony Frank ever shaves his beard?

*What exciting gift did CSU decide to give the esteemed Colin Powell? A bag of T-shirts. Classy. Not.

*To the girl I was checking out yesterday: You were so much hotter before I realized you were my ex.

*To the Greenpeace guy who stopped me on the plaza: You had a little “green piece” of something stuck between your teeth. To the bus driver who fails to stop for students crossing the road: You may want to consider different career interests.

*To the girl who got a kegger for her 19th birthday: I envy you.

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