I like how there are 26,000 students at this university yet I have to see my ex everywhere I go.
To the girl who lost her phone at the library yesterday: You should erase all your naked pictures before losing your phone next time.
To whoever put the words â€œmouth,â€ â€œthroat,â€ â€œlargeâ€ and â€œlongâ€ into the Wonderword yesterday: I salute you.
You know itâ€™s time to change your towel when you dry off and smell better before you showered.
I love my nap time. I just hate that CSU calls it Chem 111.