To the dude in the LSC bathroom who let out the orgasmic moan while taking a dump: Been there, done that.
Thank you Collegian for reminding me how alone I am. The â€œI Doâ€ insert was a nice touch.
Craigslist: A creepy, 59-year-old manâ€™s only hope of getting laid with trickery and hidden messages.
Too bad the worldâ€™s first fully compostable bag of SunChips is 10 times louder than the original.
Last night I had a dream a CSU police officer was getting a bike ticket from a mall security guard.
Dear Housing and Dining: Why does the hamburger I ate look exactly like the guts of the sea star I just got done dissecting in biology lab?