RamTalk

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Apr 132010
 
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the girl who flipped backward out of her chair onto the floor in the library: Your dignity is sitting under the table next to where your head hit the ground.

The middle of the day is the perfect time to assume your roommate won’t be returning so that you can get busy.

The Red Bull truck for college students is the equivalent to an ice cream truck for 7-year-olds.

To the guy at the Rec center whining to his mom about going to Hawaii and not Australia or Europe: Please fall into a volcano.

I still say that the student body president should be decided by a cage fight.

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