Watching my roommate interact with women is so much more entertaining than Animal Planet.
I donâ€™t understand the argument between pop and soda. At CSU we just call it chaser.
Is it bad that today in class the only way I could pay attention was by picturing my teacher in a clown suit?
Ah springtime. The air is warm, the grass is green and the squirrels are humping on the Plaza.
If a computer lab stays open until 12:30 a.m., why are the exterior doors to the building locked at 10:30 p.m.?
Dear CSU: Itâ€™s April. Christmas lights became tacky three months ago.