Apr 112010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier
  • To the guy in the library saying that the mass of the Earth is variable: Did you graduate high school?
  • To the girl in the library who full-on grabbed her boyfriend’s butt while I was studying: Thanks for reminding me that I’m astute and painfully alone.
  • To the kid on his bike that escaped the bike cops: You’re a legend.
  • Doing chem ALEKS almost makes me want to drop college and work at McDonald’s.
  • Ramen: Forcing college students everywhere to learn to cook or die.
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