When you find yourself asking if youâ€™re a creeper … you probably are.
Uhhhhg. Why are there 8 a.m. classes for seniors? Doesnâ€™t the university know those times are reserved for freshman?
I donâ€™t think the laptop was invented just so you can work in front of a desktop that someone else could be using.
To the crazy man in the library: Hitting your head and telling your brain to think is not going to help your cause.
From this day forward, it is my lifeâ€™s goal to end the pandemic of ugliness facing the people of the world. I shall start at the epicenter of ugliness: The CU-Boulder campus.