Apr 052010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

I wish Dr. Seuss wrote my textbooks. Not only would they be simpler, they would rhyme.

Free condoms on the plaza are pointless to those of us who can’t get laid.

Is it bad that I spent more time choosing a shirt design than a student body president?

A campaign is already kicked out because of a bias? Tell me this isn’t government corruption.

Does sitting and reading outside the hot TA’s office during my free time so that I might catch a glimpse of him make me a creeper?

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