Dear Greenpeace: Iâ€™m not an endangered animal. Stop tracking me.
To the person wearing the CU gear in the CSU tour group: Are you dumb or just stupid?
To the writer of Earthly Elements advertisements: If you can sell 10 minutes of free oxygen for $15, I want to know where you got your marketing degree.
Condoms: If you buy them, â€œitâ€ will come.
The economy must be getting better. They are finally putting toys back into kids meals again instead of cardboard and paper toys.
Changing my birthday on Facebook to April 1 equals free cake and the best April Fools ever.