Mar 252010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the frustrated student who keeps scratching various profanity on my desk in chemistry: Trust me, I know exactly how you feel.

FDR: “The New Deal,”
Hoover: “The Square Deal,”
Obama: “The Big F*$#ing Deal.” I can see the bumper sticker now.

To the guy in microeconomics: Cigarette smoke is not a substitute for deodorant.

Dear guy who stole my credit card and bought “Star Trek Online”: your mom is even embarrassed by you.

Is it just me, or does the new Dreamworks movie “How To Train Your Dragon” sound like a masturbation guide for young boys?

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