Mar 242010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the girl walking around campus with holes in your rain boots: Very effective.

To the squirrel that fell off the roof near Clark: I saw that. Don’t act like it didn’t happen.

Watching random people helplessly attempt to dodge the snow falling from the trees is endlessly entertaining.

To the guy with both green and blue parking passes parked in a yellow lot: I don’t think it works that way.

College is a lot like Chatroulette; There are a lot of guys, pretty girls never talk to you, and after a while, you start to wonder what the point is.

You know you’re bad in bed when your walk of shame is five times longer than the sex.

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