Mar 232010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

There’s nothing like a nice crossword puzzle in the morning to remind you that you’re an idiot right before class starts.

Why does no one make eye contact while walking? All I want to do is pass on a smile.

To the girl in my calculus class: Stop tanning. Your skin smells like bacon.

Whichever ASCSU candidates will ban Humans vs. Zombies will have my vote.

How did Panda Express build a sushi bar in one week? Maybe CSU needs to hire out Panda Express to do all of its construction from now on.

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