Thereâ€™s nothing like a nice crossword puzzle in the morning to remind you that youâ€™re an idiot right before class starts.
Why does no one make eye contact while walking? All I want to do is pass on a smile.
To the girl in my calculus class: Stop tanning. Your skin smells like bacon.
Whichever ASCSU candidates will ban Humans vs. Zombies will have my vote.
How did Panda Express build a sushi bar in one week? Maybe CSU needs to hire out Panda Express to do all of its construction from now on.