Mar 102010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

Girls wearing spandex: It’s like a car accident. You want to look away, but you just can’t help staring.

Can we get a Simba and Rafiki statue for our Pride Rock?

Ever wonder what would happen if you touched Tony Frank’s beard? I bet you it’s like when you get a star on Super Mario Brothers.

I had a dream last night that my dog was taken away from me and given to Nickelback. I woke up crying.

Chatroulette has given me an unnatural fear that otherwise normal looking men are going to drop their pants and flash me in mid-conversation.

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