The dilemna of a college freshman without a car: Walk a mile to a party or watch a movie? Well, I hate walking.
RamTalk Mad Libs: To the (noun) in my (course number): It really (adverb)s me when you (verb) while I am trying to (verb) in class. I only have (number) (body part)s and a (gender pronoun) has got to (verb).
Iâ€™m not sure if I should be concerned or amused that there is an Emergency Breathing Apparatus in the menâ€™s bathroom in the Microbiology Building.
To the people giving out free prayers on the Plaza: How much did they cost originally because I was thinking of selling those.