Mar 042010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: Because the Jonas Brothers are too expensive.

Can you imagine how terrifying playing Laser-tag with Lady Gaga would be?

A one-minute ride in the Westfall elevator inevitably leaves you smelling like cigarettes and tequila.

To CSU tech services: Please make sure your new wireless network in the Towers actually works before e-mailing all of us that we now have wireless.

To the guy in the plaza picking up girls: Bringing a puppy is just cheating.

Weekend forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny.

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