To the girl with the squirrel on her lap on the Plaza: I hope this doesnâ€™t end like that guy who lived with the bears.
To the guy walking around campus in a bathrobe: Long night?
Is it bad that I pointed a girl in the wrong direction so I could follow her to look at her butt some more?
Never trust a girl who is tanned bronze in the first week of March in Colorado.
To my POLS 241 professor: I pay $20,000 dollars a year to attend CSU. I think I should be able to leave the classroom to take a dump if I need to. Just saying.
Dear bike cops: Do you hibernate during the winter?