Mar 032010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the girl with the squirrel on her lap on the Plaza: I hope this doesn’t end like that guy who lived with the bears.

To the guy walking around campus in a bathrobe: Long night?

Is it bad that I pointed a girl in the wrong direction so I could follow her to look at her butt some more?

Never trust a girl who is tanned bronze in the first week of March in Colorado.

To my POLS 241 professor: I pay $20,000 dollars a year to attend CSU. I think I should be able to leave the classroom to take a dump if I need to. Just saying.

Dear bike cops: Do you hibernate during the winter?

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