Dear CSU: Just once, it would be nice to be able to eat at the dorms and not have to worry about getting diarrhea.
Slipping on ice is embarassing. Slipping on someoneâ€™s frozen lugie just brings it to a whole new level.
What I learned at school today: A handfull of gummy bears is not breakfast.
CSUâ€™s tuition increases: Making it more difficult for students to get drunk since 2010.
To the boy with his arm around his girlfriend during the movie in my anthropology class: Do you really think watching primates groom themselves with 150 other people in the lecture hall is romantic?