Yay | to the U.S. menâ€™s hockey team for beating those darned Canucks. Thatâ€™ll show those social health care loving commies. Wait â€“ are we them now, too?
Nay | to snow. Yeah Mother Nature, we get it. Itâ€™s February. Now stop showing off.
Yay | to beating CU-Boulder in yet another sport: recycling. The only green those trustafarians have resides in bank accounts or plastic baggies.
Nay | to mid-term exams. These tests are more useless than penguinâ€™s wings.
Yay | to Major League Baseballâ€™s Spring Training starting up. Beer, hot dogs and men in tight pants: mostly yummy.
Nay | to the plague that at least most of the Collegian editorial staff, if not the rest of campus, has contracted. The pink-eye-pneumonia-respiratory-bacterial-goo supervirus WILL NOT DIE.