Yays and Nays

Feb 222010
Authors: Collegian Editorial Board

Yay | to the U.S. men’s hockey team for beating those darned Canucks. That’ll show those social health care loving commies. Wait – are we them now, too?

Nay | to snow. Yeah Mother Nature, we get it. It’s February. Now stop showing off.

Yay | to beating CU-Boulder in yet another sport: recycling. The only green those trustafarians have resides in bank accounts or plastic baggies.

Nay | to mid-term exams. These tests are more useless than penguin’s wings.

Yay | to Major League Baseball’s Spring Training starting up. Beer, hot dogs and men in tight pants: mostly yummy.

Nay | to the plague that at least most of the Collegian editorial staff, if not the rest of campus, has contracted. The pink-eye-pneumonia-respiratory-bacterial-goo supervirus WILL NOT DIE.

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