Walking through the library today I saw some random guy looking through my Facebook pictures. Iâ€™m not sure whether to be flattered or creeped out.
Red Bull: Official sponsor of my attention span.
Beating Canada in hockey is like winning against CU in football. As long as we win that game, itâ€™s a succesful season.
Tanning beds: making oompa loompas a reality.
Nothing says youâ€™re in college more then waking up with a thong wrapped around your head.
Dear bio professor: When the blind student in our class asks you to explain something so he can visualize it, drawing a picture on the board is not going to solve the problem.