Feb 212010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

*Put our tequila sunrises in our empty Corona bottles. Thank you CSU for teaching me how to go green.

*Whenever I see a couple walking through the journals in the library basement, I can’t help but assume they’re looking for a place to knock one out before their next class.

*It’s uncomfortable to hear rapid texting coming from the bathroom stalls.

*Salt is cheap. Lawsuits are expensive. CSU: Do the math and salt the sidewalks.

*I wonder if cops ever get mad at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

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