Does anyone else wish Facebook had a dating history so you could know what youâ€™re getting yourself into?
Sometimes I wish I could be the Sub Nazi when people come up and say, â€œIâ€™ll have a sandwichâ€ at Subway.
Where do the geese go at night?
Although concealed carry on campus has been banned, I do feel a lot safer with 1,000 virgins running around with Nerf guns.
The words Nerf and nerd have a one letter difference. Coincidence? I think not.
At CSU itâ€™s easier to get an STD than it is to find a parking spot at lunch.