Feb 172010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

I went to the doctor to get tested, and found out I have HvZ. He said the symptoms are running around playing dumb imaginary games with nerds and a rapidly declining social life. And there’s no chance of survival. Wait, I meant getting laid.

You know you took too many credits when midnight means migrating from the library to the nearest 24-hour coffee shop.

To CSU: Instead of spending money and resources on parking enforcement, why not use it for something useful … like education?

You know you’re in college when your carbon monoxide detector goes off and you just open a couple windows and call it good.

Did anyone take Sonic up on the “free oral” they advertised on their marquee?

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