Why do I pay an extra technology fee each semester for printers in the BMS computer lab when they are broken or jammed every other day?
How many points do you get if you tag a zombie with a car?
If Wii Fit says my bodyâ€™s age is 26, but my real age is 20, does that mean I can start going to bars?
The only drawback to HvZ: my boyfriend becoming a zombie before me. Then again, it does give me an excuse to shoot him whenever weâ€™re together outside.
To the guy feeding the squirrels in front of Clark: What the heck are you thinking? Are you trying to get us killed?