Feb 162010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

Why do I pay an extra technology fee each semester for printers in the BMS computer lab when they are broken or jammed every other day?

How many points do you get if you tag a zombie with a car?

If Wii Fit says my body’s age is 26, but my real age is 20, does that mean I can start going to bars?

The only drawback to HvZ: my boyfriend becoming a zombie before me. Then again, it does give me an excuse to shoot him whenever we’re together outside.

To the guy feeding the squirrels in front of Clark: What the heck are you thinking? Are you trying to get us killed?

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