*To the girl in my Spanish class with the super low rise pants: Crack kills.
*Does anyone else think the Safeway on College is creepy?
*I had a wonderful Valentineâ€™s Day with my girl, Mary Jane.
*The whole campus losing Internet is like school telling me not to study.
*Did you know that if you tilt your head back and stick your tongue out while pretending to shake salt onto it, you actually taste salt.
*I feel the library should have revolving door etiquette pamphlets.
*I applaud all those who talk on their cell phones, trip on the uneven sidewalks and return to their conversations without skipping a beat.