Ram Talk

Feb 112010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

I tried to change my Facebook password to penis, but Facebook said it was too small.

No man will ever be satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no woman has nipples that lactate beer or a vagina that tastes like a sandwich.

Funny how morning wood turns into a morning workout.

To the girl talking about scuba diving in my geology class: Telling us that you love going deep probably wasn’t the best choice of words.

To the guy watching lesbian porn in the computer lab: Next time make sure your headphones are plugged all the way in.

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