I tried to change my Facebook password to penis, but Facebook said it was too small.
No man will ever be satisfied on Valentineâ€™s Day because no woman has nipples that lactate beer or a vagina that tastes like a sandwich.
Funny how morning wood turns into a morning workout.
To the girl talking about scuba diving in my geology class: Telling us that you love going deep probably wasnâ€™t the best choice of words.
To the guy watching lesbian porn in the computer lab: Next time make sure your headphones are plugged all the way in.