As a guy, Iâ€™m offended by the comment that men only have two emotions. We have three. Sometimes we also get thirsty and in that case, get us a beer.
Texting and walking: Banned due to excess collisions during peak rush times.
The â€œnewâ€ Facebook is like trying something new with someone who is mediocre in bed. At first you are hopeful, then you realize itâ€™s all the same stuff just in different places.
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentineâ€™s Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
I got a flyer today that said â€œJesus and Beer.â€ I think the religious people on the Plaza are finally getting it right.