Feb 092010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

To the guy who draws hearts in the snow outside my window: You gave creeper status a new meaning.

To the guy who has been using the automatic urinals in the LSC since 2001: I think it’s about time you graduated already.

Thank you Transfort for the free bus service … and the broken buses. I wanted to walk to school today anyways.

Thank you middle school teacher for thinking I was part of your field trip today. It brought me back to the good days.

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