Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
To the guy who draws hearts in the snow outside my window: You gave creeper status a new meaning.
To the guy who has been using the automatic urinals in the LSC since 2001: I think itâ€™s about time you graduated already.
Thank you Transfort for the free bus service … and the broken buses. I wanted to walk to school today anyways.
Thank you middle school teacher for thinking I was part of your field trip today. It brought me back to the good days.