Solution to CSUâ€™s budget crisis: Start charging the geese for room and board as well as usage of the intramural fields.
Whenever I get homesick I just remind myself that â€œhomeâ€ is Boulder. The homesickness goes away instantly.
Doppelganger week has made Facebook stalking much more difficult.
To the cop who was scraping the snow off all the cars in Z lot to check for parking stickers: Really?
You know youâ€™re in a college town when available wireless networks include Optimus Prime, cosmogirls, biteme and You just lost the game.
LSC automatic urinals: Secretly taping you and your junk since 2001.