Does anybody else have morning wood after sleeping soundly through an entire class?
Getting four RamTalks a day is like having your boyfriend go soft every time.
You know you go to college when you base cleaning your apartment/house off of when you host a party.
To the kid in my Calculus 3 class who only took notes after finishing a video on his iPod and spilling his used chew all over himself: Thank you for lowering the curve for the class.
I always feel better about myself when I eat a steak and my roommate has a TV dinner.