Feb 022010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

Thank you, CSU, for telling me that a groundhog doesn’t have supreme control over the tilt of the Earth’s axis. I can now sleep at night.

My U.S. politics teacher told me that the United States is consensual. I agree. I keep finding panties and condoms at the LSC.

Sometimes I feel like an idiot, but then I look at Colorado Springs and instantly feel better.

Dinner: Eating taco meat, cheese and lettuce out of a reused paper bowl. Man, I love college.

Dixie cups placed over genitalia do not constitute clothing during strip poker.

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