*To the people at the library doing sit-ups: Take your new years resolution down a notch.
*Remember what happened the last time CSU had a budget crisis? We got PaCE – and havenâ€™t recovered since.
*Qdoba totally took advantage of me last night… That burrito at 3 a.m. was definitely not consensual.
*CSU Logging Sports: Inspiring beard growth since 1924.