Fort Collins: The land of really quality celebrities such as Balloon Boy and the guy with the panda hat.
Do not buy condoms and flashlights at the same time. Not only does the cashier feel uncomfortable, but you look dumb. Thanks a lot power outage.
You know it may be time to change your lifestyle choices when your friends assume the RamTalk you got published was â€œthe sex one, duh. Thatâ€™s so you.â€
What the is up with all these geese? Walking across the intramural fields is like trying to go through a minefield. The poop keeps winning.