To the kid I saw ride his skateboard into the grass then shortly after realize it was not a mountain board: Smooth.
It’s embarrassing when you’re sitting across from a cute boy and you sneakily try to take a picture of him, and the flash is on.
Contrary to popular belief, CSU is not a democracy, it is a Franktatorship.
To the guy trying to capture squirrels in a cardboard box: Don’t you have anything better to do?
To the guy ranting about religion holding a toddler in his arms: Thank you for ensuring that future generations of CSU students will have crazies to dodge on the Plaza.
New idea: Heineken mini keg backpack = Large Heineken Camelback?