I hope RamRide starts to have a morning after program where they bring you back to the party they picked you up from. That way you know where you left your truck.
What does it mean when your girl wears a CSU football jersey to bed? You aren’t going to score.
Has anyone else stuck their finger in the Ram’s Horn fountain and gotten shocked?
Thank you Facebook for informing me of my activities while I was incoherent.
Tony Frank’s beard is the new Chuck Norris. i.e. Tony Frank’s beard can kick you in the back of the face.
To the girl feeding a squirrel sunflowers while it sat on her lap: You have taken the student-squirrel relationship to a whole new level.
Note to my dorm neighbor: Oil your bed springs.