Dec 142009

Alcohol, friends and Mario Kart 64. God’s gifts to mankind.

To pedestrians: Are you honestly surprised when you get hit by a bike while you’re walking in the bike lane?

You know your party is a hit when the only way to explain it is in BPSF – Boobs Per Square Foot.

To the girl in class drinking Franzia out of a Nalgene: Way to keep it classy.
You know it’s been a rough week when you have to dodge piles of vomit on the sidewalks.

To the guy in music appreciation whose girlfriend told him she is pregnant: Well, at least you know how to appreciate lullabies.

Can someone who knows how the revolving door in the library saves energy please write a note and post it there. Both doors appear to be powered by my arm.

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