To the two girls who saved me from a zombie over by the IM fields: You ladies are hot. Call me, and we will repopulate after the zombie apocalypse is over.
Is it just me, or does anyone else want to skateboard on top of the LSC theater? It’s a giant half-pipe.
Is it bad if I find myself judging people based on the size of their Nerf gun while I am walking between classes?
You know you had a good night when you get texts from three different people asking if you’re still alive.
To all of the guys in engineering with your nerf guns: No wonder you haven’t gotten laid in a while.
Dear Fort Collins restaurants: Thank you for free student drinks. You have saved me tens of dollars on chasers.